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Shoe horn 

A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.
Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.
Shoe horn by Tigherking May 4, 2021

Shoe Horn 

Future climate modelling: to build a coupled atmosphere ocean climate model at the last moment and enter it into the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) next Assessment Report. And then expect people to take climate change seriously based on the preliminary results.
"Who would be so crazy as to try and shoe horn a model into the IPCC?"
Shoe Horn by model developer October 28, 2009

shoe horn 

A hot girl with an ass so tight that you need a shoe horn to get your dick inside.
WOW - check out that Shoe Horn in the corner!
shoe horn by DarkRob2000 April 24, 2006

Shoe Horn 

a no named asian hooker with a strap on, on her forehead
wow look at that shoe horn over their
''sucky sucky 5 dolla''
Shoe Horn by Lenny April 22, 2004

Shoe horn 

The male version of a women’s camel toe. A man and his “package” to tight in jeans showing a shoe horn type shape
Omg that guy has a serious dude camel toe like a shoe horn, ewe.
Shoe horn by Shananae Ainsley February 16, 2019
To Shoehorn is to put something into a space where it doesn't fit.
alot of game developers make a great storyline for a game, then shoe-horn multiplayer in at the last second, causing it to suck.
Shoe-Horn by Revanx17 November 23, 2011