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shoe clerk

A term commonly used in the military, often used to describe someone with an asinine job or someone who enforces retarded regulations.

Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up
Pilot 1: That fucking shoe clerk checked my socks before he let me into the DFAC
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!

That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!
shoe clerk by AF dude March 20, 2008
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shoe clerk

Military insult used primarily in the Air Force to describe services, personnel, finance and other support staff. This term is primarily used by aviators. It is more limited than the Army equivalent "pogue", in that not all non-combat, non-flying airmen are labeled as shoe clerks.
"We can't carry loaded weapons anymore because some f***ing shoe clerk is afraid we'll accidentally shoot ourselves."

"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."
shoe clerk by KING-of-Iraq December 15, 2008
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shoeclerk 

Someone more interested in making sure the letter of the law is followed even if it runs contrary to the spirit/intent of the law
Soldier 1: I'm about to deploy to a combat zone and I couldn't get a new helmet from supply.
Soldier 2: Out of stock, huh?
Solider 1: No, they had five of them in my size but said I couldn't have them. Their new regulations state they are always "required to have five in stock at all times" in case someone needs them.
Soldier 2: What a shoeclerk!
shoeclerk by Gipper McGee December 6, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026