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when you take a mans penis and you spread chocolate all around the penis besides the whole. Then you simply give him a chocolate covered blow job with a bit of taste for yourself ;)
damn, i really want to give that guy a good shnoof.
shnoof by shnoofers February 8, 2008
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Shnoof kanoof 

A wild shnoof kanoof has appeared

A rare sight.
A shnoof kanoof is a very good csgo player.
Shnoof kanoof clogged the potty again better go cook my bum bum on the barbecue weeeeeeeeeeee

ninja shnoof 

When a ninja hides in your pajamas and right when you're about to go to sleep he thrusts his sword through you.
Sebastian: I'm pretty tired, good thing I already have my jammies on.
Thad: Did you just call your pajamas jammies?
Sebastian: Uhhh.......I can ex-
Hidden Ninja: shnoof!
Sebastian: *dead*
Thad: Holy shit! a ninja shnoof!
ninja shnoof by HELLMANNSstain January 11, 2009

Men Shoof 

The word is derived from the arabic language and is slang for "we will see"
Are u coming out this saturday or what ?
response: im not sure bro, men shoof
Men Shoof by ayrifeek November 27, 2011

Boop Shnoot 

(boop- sh-noot) Noun- Boop Snoot is a noun- that means what ever you want, normally in an insulting way like don't be a boop shnoot or why are you a boop shnoot but it doesn't all ways have to be insulting. you can use this as a person place or thing like a noun. The best way to use boop shnoot is a war cry...
Boop Shnoot by Emort Carg March 26, 2019
what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy
shmoof by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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