shnitsma

"shni" latin root word for unidentified and "tsma" the greek god of pussy smell.

"you got a little shnitsma on your face there, bob."
"Thanks sharon, i'll be sure to clean that up."

by D-R!zzO July 3, 2004

Shitsmas

The day after Christmas when you wake up and take a miraculous, emergency shit.

"Hey man, Mike's been in the bathroom all morning."
"Yea,I guess Shitsmas came early this year."

"You have Charmin toilet paper?!?"
"Ho,ho,ho...Merry Shitsmas!"

by The Brown Elf December 26, 2012

shitsmack

A person whom you would assume eats shit.

My foreman is such a "shitsmack".

by aaron doyle February 13, 2008

That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece

Having your (gay) partner secrete out their
feces (preferebly in a stick shape), then
covering the feces with wax and inserting a
firecracker in said wax.
Next you must let the wax harden before inserting it into your (gay) partner's anus and lighting the firecracker.
After it explodes you proceed to take it out of your (gay) partner's anus, then proceed to suck and lick the feces (inserted inside) like a popsickle.

Have you heard of of That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece ?

by Bromarinechadder46 March 17, 2024