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A small scary made up creature that goes up your anus and carry's poop up to your eye socket and could make you go blind.
I think i'm blind after that shneeget got a hold of me
Shneeget by Harry bolls October 24, 2020
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Sneteets are small, furry creatures with a big round body, stubby arms, and two small sexy feet. Usually brown in color unless you manage to find the rare Golden Sneteet. Sneteets are very eager to mate, and have often been found humping trees in forests. One does ask themselves often, if a Sneteet humps a tree in the middle of a forest and no one is around, does the sneteet still moan? And the answer is a definite yes. Sneteets also have very big crushes on the pokemon wooper and often cover their own body in feces and leaves to get the attention of the river woopers swimming by, in hopes of mating with them and making cute little sneteet-wooper babies.
Guy: I'd go sneteet and cover myself in feces and leaves just for you...
Girl: oh my gosh thats so hot, you can do it sneteet style any time...
Guy: I'll also fuck you against a tree...
Girl: Marry me.
Sneteet by Professor Woke September 26, 2018

Shetentified 

(Shee-tent-if-eyed) The only word that can describe pure perfection. It describes something or someone when perfect is to less of a word. It means pure connection. Something you can't live without.
That girl is Perfect wait, no, that doesn't do it enough justice. She is Shetentified
Shetentified by GingerJesus918 January 6, 2013

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026