Sneteets are small, furry creatures with a big round body, stubby arms, and two small sexy feet. Usually brown in color unless you manage to find the rare Golden Sneteet. Sneteets are very eager to mate, and have often been found humping trees in forests. One does ask themselves often, if a Sneteet humps a tree in the middle of a forest and no one is around, does the sneteet still moan? And the answer is a definite yes. Sneteets also have very big crushes on the pokemon wooper and often cover their own body in feces and leaves to get the attention of the river woopers swimming by, in hopes of mating with them and making cute little sneteet-wooper babies.
Guy: I'd go sneteet and cover myself in feces and leaves just for you...
Girl: oh my gosh thats so hot, you can do it sneteet style any time...
Guy: I'll also fuck you against a tree...
Girl: Marry me.
(Shee-tent-if-eyed) The only word that can describe pure perfection. It describes something or someone when perfect is to less of a word. It means pure connection. Something you can't live without.
That girl is Perfect wait, no, that doesn't do itenough justice. She is Shetentified
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!