Sneteet

Sneteets are small, furry creatures with a big round body, stubby arms, and two small sexy feet. Usually brown in color unless you manage to find the rare Golden Sneteet. Sneteets are very eager to mate, and have often been found humping trees in forests. One does ask themselves often, if a Sneteet humps a tree in the middle of a forest and no one is around, does the sneteet still moan? And the answer is a definite yes. Sneteets also have very big crushes on the pokemon wooper and often cover their own body in feces and leaves to get the attention of the river woopers swimming by, in hopes of mating with them and making cute little sneteet-wooper babies.

Guy: I'd go sneteet and cover myself in feces and leaves just for you...
Girl: oh my gosh thats so hot, you can do it sneteet style any time...
Guy: I'll also fuck you against a tree...
Girl: Marry me.

by Professor Woke September 26, 2018

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