shneeum 

when you cum sneeze and shit at the same time.

Holy shit roger i just shneeumed in the dog again! holy fuck!

shneeum by dirtyjewcumsock March 16, 2019

shneemerman 

SO FU***ING funk... yeh deffffff

shneemerman by emma August 18, 2003

Heemie Shneemie 

1. (n.)
The corners of one's mouth; Cold sores, dried saliva, or any other imperfections located on the corners of the mouth

1. "Do I have heemie shneeemie this morning?"
2. "I made out with someone, and I know they have oral herpes. Keep your eyes out for any heemie shneemie."

Heemie Shneemie by SHORTFATBAWLD December 3, 2006

shneem 

The sexual act of licking your partners anus whilst simultaneously penetrating the vagina 'doggy style'

Norman's back was particularly sore following a dirty shneem

shneem by Huge rates February 6, 2017