Hey man, what was that sound?
What sound?
Well, it sounded "shneeerw"
Oh that was me shaving my balls
That's not what I heard

Was it my boyfriend slowly sliding his balls against the window?
No, that sounds more like "shwoooooooooo"
Maybe it was my ps3 turning on
I think that was it

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak