Shmoking

When you're a heavy smoking addict and the only place you can smoke is outside in freezing temperature, cause you hate the smoke inside your house. You shake and smoke.

It's so cold outside, I'm literally shmoking!

by ih8l1ght March 23, 2021

Shmoking me

A phrase used to describe when someone is being unfair, a bitch, or just plain racist. Used by the people of Gates Chili in Rochester,NY. The h is used for emphasis and the phrase is said in a arrogant tone. Another iteration of this phrase is "Sucking me!"

Teacher:This is the second time you haven't handed in your homework, I guess I'll have to call your parents.
You: Why you shmoking me!?
bitch dicksuckingfuckteacherfuckmeinthebutt

by BichNiga August 10, 2016

smoking cat

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble

Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"

by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

Smoking nic and sucking dick

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.

what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-

by Boldandbrashtrash October 18, 2019

Smoking Dick

A remark some one says to something outrageous

Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?

by ___Beauty August 17, 2016

smoking that * pack

It's a way to insult/disrespect someone* dead

*name

Smoking that * pack

by INDX November 6, 2020

Smoking nut

You say this to someone u think is smoking that pack because they keep doing brainless shit

Tobi: here ya go
Baku: what?
Tobi: spooky pizza
Baku: what?
Tobi: it's invisible
baku: dawg you def smoking nut

by TennoSkoom July 15, 2020