shmidley 

Poop that is not quite a fart but just puddles out your bum in little dribblets

Wes just dropped a shmidley in the toilet.

shmidley by Bean:0) January 7, 2024

schmidley 

king of all kings, the nacho cheese connoisseur, master of twerk, the nightmare, chocolate thunder, david goggins daddy, owner of the human race

Daddy! Schmidley just twerked on me in fortnite

schmidley by David Cockins June 28, 2023

shmigleyshmoop 

a beautiful woman

a weener

a retarded young person

Damn... Check out that shmigleyshmoop!

Ohh crap my shmigleyshmoop hurts real bad...

Jimmy and i are going to beat some shmigleyshmoops to death with a magamack.

shmigleyshmoop by Justin Fo sho dmoney March 1, 2005

Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt 

A modern gunslinger, turned wrestler.

After a tragic accident this youthful gunslinger was forced to abandon his old life and became the heavyweight champion of the world and landed into the wrestling hall of fame, the newest champion Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt by RacistLgbtqLover July 6, 2023

shmidlybittle 

One who ignores their irl friends because of their online friends

Why is (name) such a shmidlybittle.

shmidlybittle by RANDOM???? August 31, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020