shm00b

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Person who chronically calls other people "n00b."

Alternate spellings: 5hm00b, shmoob, shmewb, shm00bie

(while playing Rock Band)
shmoob: You caused us to fail while playing bass on "easy" n00b?
n00b: Whatever, shm00b.

shm00b by Pitchfork_a2 November 30, 2011

Words you can keep

Shn00btrologist

One who is so bad at gaming they must study n00bs just to improve their gameplay.

The lowest grade of n00b.

That guy who thinks he is really good and talks trash even though you destroy him in every aspect of the game.

Shn00btrologists would include all n00bs who are playing with n00bs that happen to be better than they are.

Shn00btrologist by BiGGuN "THE JUGGERNAUT" July 6, 2009

Related Words

shm00b • Shn00btrologist • Sm00b

Sm00b

Term used to describe any person who uses the SMAW in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 to frag players. Even more annoying than the flash n00b and possibly the only thing to top the n00b tube. The Sm00b will wreck your kill streak, piss on your body and ruin your life.....

Hate the Sm00b >:-[

BAD_BOY_CURT: WTF I JUST GOT SM00B'D AGAIN!!!!

mini_evans666: IKR that Sm00b has just wrecked my last 3 killstreaks

Sm00b: HAHA I IS 2 L337 4 U >:)

BAD_BOY_CURT + mini_evans666: STFU SM00B GTFO!!!!!!

Sm00b by Viking Boy January 7, 2012

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026