shm00b

Person who chronically calls other people "n00b."

Alternate spellings: 5hm00b, shmoob, shmewb, shm00bie

(while playing Rock Band)
shmoob: You caused us to fail while playing bass on "easy" n00b?
n00b: Whatever, shm00b.

shm00b by Pitchfork_a2 November 30, 2011

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Shn00btrologist

One who is so bad at gaming they must study n00bs just to improve their gameplay.

The lowest grade of n00b.

That guy who thinks he is really good and talks trash even though you destroy him in every aspect of the game.

Shn00btrologists would include all n00bs who are playing with n00bs that happen to be better than they are.

Shn00btrologist by BiGGuN "THE JUGGERNAUT" July 6, 2009

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shm00b • Shn00btrologist • Sm00b

Sm00b

Term used to describe any person who uses the SMAW in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 to frag players. Even more annoying than the flash n00b and possibly the only thing to top the n00b tube. The Sm00b will wreck your kill streak, piss on your body and ruin your life.....

Hate the Sm00b >:-[

BAD_BOY_CURT: WTF I JUST GOT SM00B'D AGAIN!!!!

mini_evans666: IKR that Sm00b has just wrecked my last 3 killstreaks

Sm00b: HAHA I IS 2 L337 4 U >:)

BAD_BOY_CURT + mini_evans666: STFU SM00B GTFO!!!!!!

Sm00b by Viking Boy January 7, 2012

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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