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Shn00btrologist 

One who is so bad at gaming they must study n00bs just to improve their gameplay.

The lowest grade of n00b.

That guy who thinks he is really good and talks trash even though you destroy him in every aspect of the game.
Shn00btrologists would include all n00bs who are playing with n00bs that happen to be better than they are.
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Term used to describe any person who uses the SMAW in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 to frag players. Even more annoying than the flash n00b and possibly the only thing to top the n00b tube. The Sm00b will wreck your kill streak, piss on your body and ruin your life.....

Hate the Sm00b >:-[
BAD_BOY_CURT: WTF I JUST GOT SM00B'D AGAIN!!!!

mini_evans666: IKR that Sm00b has just wrecked my last 3 killstreaks

Sm00b: HAHA I IS 2 L337 4 U >:)

BAD_BOY_CURT + mini_evans666: STFU SM00B GTFO!!!!!!
Sm00b by Viking Boy January 7, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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