shm00b

Person who chronically calls other people "n00b."

Alternate spellings: 5hm00b, shmoob, shmewb, shm00bie

(while playing Rock Band)
shmoob: You caused us to fail while playing bass on "easy" n00b?
n00b: Whatever, shm00b.

shm00b by Pitchfork_a2 November 30, 2011

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Shn00btrologist

One who is so bad at gaming they must study n00bs just to improve their gameplay.

The lowest grade of n00b.

That guy who thinks he is really good and talks trash even though you destroy him in every aspect of the game.

Shn00btrologists would include all n00bs who are playing with n00bs that happen to be better than they are.

Shn00btrologist by BiGGuN "THE JUGGERNAUT" July 6, 2009

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shm00b • Shn00btrologist • Sm00b

Sm00b

Term used to describe any person who uses the SMAW in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 to frag players. Even more annoying than the flash n00b and possibly the only thing to top the n00b tube. The Sm00b will wreck your kill streak, piss on your body and ruin your life.....

Hate the Sm00b >:-[

BAD_BOY_CURT: WTF I JUST GOT SM00B'D AGAIN!!!!

mini_evans666: IKR that Sm00b has just wrecked my last 3 killstreaks

Sm00b: HAHA I IS 2 L337 4 U >:)

BAD_BOY_CURT + mini_evans666: STFU SM00B GTFO!!!!!!

Sm00b by Viking Boy January 7, 2012

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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