shm00b

Person who chronically calls other people "n00b."

Alternate spellings: 5hm00b, shmoob, shmewb, shm00bie

(while playing Rock Band)
shmoob: You caused us to fail while playing bass on "easy" n00b?
n00b: Whatever, shm00b.

by Pitchfork_a2 November 30, 2011

Shn00btrologist

One who is so bad at gaming they must study n00bs just to improve their gameplay.

The lowest grade of n00b.

That guy who thinks he is really good and talks trash even though you destroy him in every aspect of the game.

Shn00btrologists would include all n00bs who are playing with n00bs that happen to be better than they are.

by BiGGuN "THE JUGGERNAUT" July 6, 2009

Sm00b

Term used to describe any person who uses the SMAW in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 to frag players. Even more annoying than the flash n00b and possibly the only thing to top the n00b tube. The Sm00b will wreck your kill streak, piss on your body and ruin your life.....

Hate the Sm00b >:-

BAD_BOY_CURT: WTF I JUST GOT SM00B'D AGAIN!!!!

mini_evans666: IKR that Sm00b has just wrecked my last 3 killstreaks

Sm00b: HAHA I IS 2 L337 4 U >:)

BAD_BOY_CURT + mini_evans666: STFU SM00B GTFO!!!!!!

by Viking Boy January 7, 2012