Definitions by Pitchfork_a2

shm00b 

Person who chronically calls other people "n00b."

Alternate spellings: 5hm00b, shmoob, shmewb, shm00bie

(while playing Rock Band)
shmoob: You caused us to fail while playing bass on "easy" n00b?
n00b: Whatever, shm00b.

shm00b by Pitchfork_a2 November 30, 2011