shlong gong

an appropriately sized gong, rang with your dick, used to tell a woman to get out of your bed after you are done with her

When my roommate hears my shlong gong he knows to get ready to try to move in for some sloppy seconds.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Shlongkong

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

shlongdonger

Another name for someone who is a gay male or a female who is a slut.

"Get off me you shlongdonger!" or "Your mum's a right shlongdonger!"

by Arnold Gigglemunch December 1, 2009

Shlonglongtime

Shlong longtime longtime!!!!

"SHLONGLONGTIME"

by Ejaculator machine November 5, 2020

shlongmongrel

Someone like Gabe who is extremely attracted to penises, to the point of being called a sort of 'dog of the cock'.

Gabe couldn't be more of an asshole and shlongmongrel if he tried

by Gabe_is_a_dick June 10, 2004

shlongtong

The male equivelent of a douche

gimme that shlongtong

by Dantheshit February 19, 2008