shkalimpy 

the name of a product that doesnt exist, therefore it being used to make someone have no idea what you are talking about

i just got myself a blue shkalimpy, only $69.99

shkalimpy by Sharkicool May 13, 2023

shlimpy 

shlimpy is a word that means tiny shlong, little dick, micro peen, and itty bitty wang tang etc.

barbra: omg alicia look!! Lane sent me a pic of his SHLIMPY it’s so incredibly small!

he said he wanted to rearrange my guts but we all know he couldn’t reach with up there with his shlimpy

abbreviation: lil shlimp

shlimpy by manshutyobitchassup May 7, 2020

Shkimpy

To be very tight and cheap with ones money,food and possesions.

My aunt gives a shkimpy amount of chicken to the guests at dinner.

Shkimpy by Litzur25 April 20, 2008

skalimper 

Skalimper: An ass licker, someone who snacks on snails; disease from the anus.

Stop being a skalimper, bro, you stink.

skalimper by darcy_defines March 5, 2022