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shlimpy is a word that means tiny shlong, little dick, micro peen, and itty bitty wang tang etc.
barbra: omg alicia look!! Lane sent me a pic of his SHLIMPY it’s so incredibly small!

he said he wanted to rearrange my guts but we all know he couldn’t reach with up there with his shlimpy

abbreviation: lil shlimp
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To be very tight and cheap with ones money,food and possesions.
My aunt gives a shkimpy amount of chicken to the guests at dinner.
Shkimpy by Litzur25 April 20, 2008

skalimper 

Skalimper: An ass licker, someone who snacks on snails; disease from the anus.
Stop being a skalimper, bro, you stink.
skalimper by darcy_defines March 5, 2022