shizbeat

when the bowl is beat

shizbeat pack another one.

by mucha November 27, 2003

shizbat

1 - A word used in a moment of anger when you realize something annoying.

2 - Anus?

1 - Friend: Yo dude, wanna go to to this rave on wednsday night?
Me: sure, that'd awesome!
Friend: Cool, i'll see you there!
Me: OH SHIZBAT! I just realized i can tcome coz my car's in the shop!!!!
Friend: OMGWTFBBQ!!!

2 - Me: dude, that guy was a friken jerk.
Friend: just stay away from THAT shizbat.

by Rizan! July 28, 2006

shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat

"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"

by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009

shitbeater

this happens when a man shits in his hand and then masturbaiting making the shit act as a lubricant.

“i just got to know he is a shitbeater.”

by dipshitter January 3, 2026