shivware

The software equivalent of being shanked in the kidney with a homemade knife-like weapon. Unreliable software that appears to be working fine, but when you least expect it, the software crashes on you when you most need it to not to.

The new software from our small company is homemade shivware at best.

Early editions of most Microsoft software was unreliable shivware.

by murfmerica October 29, 2010

shitware

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.

Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.

by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

Shivareena

Shivareena: Used in substitute for harder swear words, usually used by geography teachers called Mrs Lewis when she is exacerbated by the ineptitude of her class, Ms Brown or failing technology.

Mrs Lewis: So Ms Brown, whats wrong with the data projector?

Ms Brown: You probably just plugged it in wrong! (walks away)

Mrs Lewis (imitating Ms Brown)You probably just plugged it in wrong!...Shivareena! she is annoying...bitch

by The_Concerned_Geo_Student February 27, 2008

shitware

Synonym for Windows and other unreliable and poorly designed Microsoft products

Jane: Windows is so slow, and now the linker stopped working for no reason!
John: That's because you are using shitware.

by eduTheBBBRRRTTTT November 1, 2023