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shitty tits 

when a woman has had a large deal of excrement dropped on her breasts she is known to have "shitty tits".
Hey Parko! Check out Sally, Barney just gave her the shitty tits!
shitty tits by Hoppertronix Thompson February 26, 2011
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shitty tits 

a joke made by me used by multiple people in the magical land of canada such uses of the word include
(does war crime) dang i massicard thousends well this wont be a problum latter (gets found out) oh shitty tits

SHITTY MCDICK TITS 

OL SHITTY MCDICK TITS OVER HERE FORGOT TO ORDER DEODORANT AGAIN
SHITTY MCDICK TITS by DIRT NIRKOWITZ December 16, 2021

shittytittyfittyfuck

this word is what you say when your friend is on the phone with their parents and you want them to get into trouble
friend: hey mom

you: shittytittyfittyfuck

friend: you lil shit, Ma ill call you back.

shittytits 

OH SHITTYTITS!!!
shittytits by bread infection November 22, 2009

Shittytit 

"That's a shittytit."
Shittytit by Chickentenderlovin June 14, 2009

shittytittyfuck 

When someone gets off with assfuckshit on their chest
When my mom was 20 she liked to get shittytittyfucked
shittytittyfuck by Mike from school December 8, 2004
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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