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shitty stick 

an expression similar to not touching a person of the opposite sex 'with a 10ft barge pole'
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.
Drunk man: Hey man, that chick looks hot, go chat her up
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick

shitty stick 

When you fuck a person in the ass, then take out your dick, and it has shit on it.
I took my penis out of krystal's anal, and it was covred in poo.
shitty stick by Mike Lamberti October 28, 2004

shitty stick 

the hobo saw a shitty stick and decided to eat it!
shitty stick by Lisa February 16, 2004

gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"
Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!
gobble a shitty stick by mariaaa February 10, 2008

shitty end of the stick

Phrase used to describe bad luck or victimization.
They were reorganizing our department and I got the shitty end of the stick.

Shittl sticks 

Ahh shittl sticks
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