shitty stick

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A shitty stick is used to ward off attention from females.

When Crouchinho did his robot dance he had to beat off the women with a shitty stick.

shitty stick by RedinSweden June 11, 2006

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shitty stick

an expression similar to not touching a person of the opposite sex 'with a 10ft barge pole'
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.

Drunk man: Hey man, that chick looks hot, go chat her up
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick

shitty stick by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

shitty stick

When you fuck a person in the ass, then take out your dick, and it has shit on it.

I took my penis out of krystal's anal, and it was covred in poo.

shitty stick by Mike Lamberti October 28, 2004

shitty stick

shit on a stick u dumbass!!!

the hobo saw a shitty stick and decided to eat it!

shitty stick by Lisa February 16, 2004

gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"

Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!

gobble a shitty stick by mariaaa February 10, 2008

shitty end of the stick

Phrase used to describe bad luck or victimization.

They were reorganizing our department and I got the shitty end of the stick.

shitty end of the stick by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

Shittl sticks

In a shitty situations

Ahh shittl sticks

Shittl sticks by Someone that loves this person November 7, 2019

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026