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shitty face

Adj., said of one who has become quite inebriated with the aid of alcohol with perhaps other intoxicants, used most frequently when referring to alcohol alone
1]Hello, Fr. McMillenfitzpatrickwilliam.
2]Why hello there Little Johnny
1]Get your hands offa me Fr., are you shitty face?
shitty face by Stew Pedasso November 4, 2003
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Shitty Face

Shitty Face is when a female or a male use a lot of make up to make a disguise mask on their face so they look like a completely different person. Even white people can look black. And so on. People to do this to escape criminal charges when they commit a crime while looking like a different person. Or go out in a date so their boyfriend won’t think she’s cheating. Or the most common reason they hiding a hideous face and can’t find no one to love them or have sex with them and make a fake face that look very beautiful. Older woman also do this to look younger.

Shitty face! 

Used basically like “psych!” After you have said something false to trick someone (and are believed), you say “shitty face!” For added effect, you can prolong the “ay” sound and/or drop the “s” sound in “face” entirely.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard Marisa likes you, man!
Guy 2: Really?! Wow!
Guy 1: Shitty face! (Or “shitty faaaaaaaace!”)
Shitty face! by Jose Blose February 27, 2018

The shitty face 

The shitty face is a face you make when you first heard “We Paid” by Lil baby & 42 Doug. Or when you heard the beat to any Playboi Carti song. For example his “Pissy Pamper” leak with Young Nudy. Another example of The Shitty Face would be if you drove past some of your haters in a 2021 Hellcat
“When I drove past I left em all with The shitty face 😹”

“I had the shitty face on the whole album!”

“When Kawhi Leonard stepped back and shot it in his mitt for the game winner I had the shittiest face on.”
The shitty face by Shmanbob June 20, 2021

shitty shitty shit face 

1. (adj.) A phrase often used by young drunk women to express their Intoxication.

2. (adj.) A phrase often used to describe ugliness, or homlines.

3. (n.) To be a mean or unfair individual. Often used by young individuals.
1. "Goodness! Im shitty shity shit-faithed.."

2. "So homie... That lady was ugly."
"Nah! She was Shitty, Shitty, Shitfaced!"

3. "That man is a shitty shitty shit face."

shitty dick face 

in a YouTube vid by Lewis qball singing a Christmas song at the start he says shitty dick face! XD
shitty dick face by Usef Amir June 12, 2018

Shitty-Cum face 

Shitty-Cum face is a term used for people who play Among Us, Call Of Duty - Cold War and Rocket League. This term can be used for people named Aiden, Jose, Jaiden, Charlie and Michael.
Person 1 : "Hey blud, see that shitty-cum face there"

Person 2 : "Yeh blud, wrnt his tag Aiden or sommet, the one who play fookin Among us all day"
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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