shitpig 

an idiot, a moron, someone you dont like very much.

a farm animal that is born with birth defects, from the pig family, known to be a stupid animal and very annoying.

that guy is a shitpig, fuck off shitpig,
my uncle has a retarded animal in that pigpen over there-he's my pet shitpig.

shitpig by Ronpaul October 8, 2006

shitpig 

An extremely corrupt, tyrannical, or psychopathic police officer. An averagely corrupt cop is simply called a "pig", while an extremely corrupt one is called a "shitpig".

THOSE FUCKING SHITPIGS WERE KICKING AND TASING THAT GUY WHILE HE WAS ALREADY LAYING ON THE GROUND AND HANDCUFFED!!!!!

shitpig by Johnson420 October 6, 2016

shitpig 

Derogatory name for a dog, especially a non-service dog who has been snuck into an environment where their proclivity to shit and scuttle about

"Get that shitpig out of the dining room, Maurice!"

shitpig by Lagoonatics October 26, 2019

shitpig express 

a huge honkin SUV

That shitpig express is so huge it took two parking spaces at the mall.

shitpig express by miloby August 11, 2009

shitpiece 

Used to describe something, someone or an event which is really annoying or stupid. Has more of a powerful meaning than calling someone a "piece of shit".

I told that "shitpiece" to turn the lights off 5 times now.

Shitpiece I told you to make me some food.

shitpiece by NEI L November 7, 2007

shitwig 

A tenured Economics professor.

Pretrial discovery is beginning -- have we hired a shitwig yet?

shitwig by hoze November 23, 2003

Shitpile Paralysis 

1) You have such a huge pile of shit to do you can't figure out what to tackle first.

2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.

I might not be able to complete that report on-time because of my shitpile paralysis, but I have updated my facebook status seven times.

Shitpile Paralysis by Kacinitis July 20, 2012