shadmelon

when ur a lil perked up but a little down 😕 for all the happy sad melancholy watermelons out there, this one’s for you babieZ.

angela: hey what’s up my queen
anya: i’m happy but i’m feeling a little down rn (bc i saw ur ugly face). guess i’m a little shadmelon ☹️
angela: idk what that means, but seeing u upset makes me plain sad. here let me punch myself in the face bc i am so fumb. now i’m happy too!! i guess i’m shadmelon ☺️
anya: attababygorl😟😏😏

by shadmelon27 March 29, 2022

Shadelon

A person who stalks people online and has imaginary family members. May also love cats and have improper relations with them

That guy is such a Shadelon.

by JButters645 July 4, 2018

Shmelons

A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.

Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.

by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016

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by cock and ball torture sex imag March 2, 2020

shank shank shamelo

shank shank shamelo is a expression for excitement! you would use this reference when you are thrilled about something dumb as shit

*wakes up from nap “SHANK SHANK SHAMELO”

by coolriderrr December 1, 2019

Shadelon

A person that stalks people online and has imaginary family members. May also love cats and have improper relations with them.

A person that pretends to be a teenage girl and always false pretend to be a friendly role playing married couple in MMORPG and can not tell apart from role playing to reality.

TnT channel does not know drama when playing with Shadelon.
That guy is such a shadelon.

by KorbinKarling July 4, 2018

Shamyloned it

1. To add a completely ridiculous or predictable plot twist to something
2. To take an amazing source material and butcher it beyond recognition.
3. To take a massive shit (in relation to the quality of shamylon's movies)

I was watching The lovely bones the other day.. It's like they didn't even read the fucking book! They totally Shamyloned it!

by DCM9123 August 22, 2011