MelonMan's definitions

Gunpush

The art of crossing your arms and pushing out your biceps in photos to make your 'guns' look bigger/hench

'Look at that skinny guy throwing a gunpush for the photo'

by Melonman September 11, 2012

shitmelon

The coolest word ever, invented 6 years ago by me by mistake during a phone conversation. Meaning is unknown, although some scientists speculate it is either a variety of melon resembling shit, or a shit so massive to be compared to the size of a healthy melon.

Holy shitmelon, Batman!

by MelonMan April 29, 2005