salsa sammy

When your boyfriend dumps salsa on your ass before tenderly fucking you

Dude imma give you a rough salsa Sammy tonight

salsa sammy by Jimmysmith February 11, 2015

Salsa Shark 

Term coined by Randal in the movie Clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a tortilla chip point up in some salsa.

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark."

Salsa Shark by Randal Graves December 27, 2004

salsa stick 

a hispanic cock

Look at those mean hispanic hombres with the massive salsa sticks.

salsa stick by jim April 30, 2004

Salsa slit 

A derogatory term for a vagina after either a long hot day or a Ph in-balance of the 'knicker fat' in and around the koosal area.

Pedro: "Awww man was munching this bird out and it was well tangy... I was like bitch you need to clean your mushka once in a while"

Crosby: "Naaahhh man there ain't nothing like a Salsa slit, it's delicious."

Salsa slit by Quwark Yohanson. June 7, 2010

salsa snack 

disgusting viral video/flash page. Depicts a women taken a piece of shit inserting it into her vagina which is menstruating and then taken the shit log out of her twat and sucking on it. yeah fucking gross.

Tim:Yo who wants a salsa snack. Jeff: You're fucked.

salsa snack by Mark_e_mark December 25, 2007

Salsa Shot

A shot of pace picante salsa that must be taken after a minimum of twelve games of beer pong to ensure that you vomit and have a shitty ass hangover that makes you feel horrid.

Rick: Horton why the hell are you taking salsa shots?
Horton: Shut the fuck up I'm a man's man!

Salsa Shot by Lizard Fuckhead Bitch ASS January 8, 2009

salsa shower

Eating period blood and puking it up during sex

"hey carl can you eat a girl out when she's on her period" "yeah as long as you don't give her a salsa shower"

salsa shower by GossipVulture April 20, 2018