Definitions by JerseyPuNk

shit-waffled 

A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.

they stuck me between the two fat chics at the diner. i got shit-waffled...

shit-waffled by JerseyPuNk March 17, 2009