Shit Willy 

The insertion of ones finger into a girls rectal orafice then without delay reinserting the same finger into her ear whilst twisting

The girl the other night was giving me so much smack I gave her a mean shit Willy

Shit Willy by King Danno of Eastern Europe June 30, 2009

shit willy 

1. shit willy (n.) -A form of horseplay in which a person sticks a finger into their ass and then into someone else's ear and twists rapidly for annoyance. The distant cousin of the "wet willy."

2. shit willy (n.) - Slang for a the sexual acts of having anal sex and then ear sex in close succession.

3. shit willy/shit willied (v.) - The act of giving someone a shit willy, whether it be from either definition.

1. Bryce gave me a noogie yesterday, so I waited until he was looking the other way, I stuck my finger up my butt and gave his ear a mean shit willy.

2. Me and her did the shit willy last night, so boy am I really sore and she is having trouble hearing.

3. I shit willied the hell out of her and gave her one mean ear infection. You know what they say, once you go black you go deaf.

shit willy by tinkerjax October 21, 2011

Shit will hit the fun 

The situation will go from normal, to a really fun time. Usually when something crazy and unexpected happens that turns the mood around for everyone.

How about we go skydiving, then we will pull Jim's parachute cord as he is jumping, I'm telling you shit will hit the fun!

Shit will hit the fun by ArtCrew March 9, 2009

the shit will hit the sink 

the phrase used by cadets, replacing "the shit has hit the fan" after numerous "incidents"

if you dont wake up, the shit will hit the sink

the shit will hit the sink by smead September 4, 2010

that shit will fuck you up

when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try

Jim - Quit looking at the Fireball that shit will fuck you up.

that shit will fuck you up by ö~ö June 18, 2024

I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.

If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.

I will shit your pants by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

On that jada and will shit 

On that jada and will shit means that your girl cheated on you or Your girlfriend cheated on you

Dam your girl On that jada and will shit

On that jada and will shit by Realllllllg October 9, 2020