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shit wiggle 

when you really have to do a number 2. And it becomes so unfomtrable trying to hold it in that you begin wiggling trying to make it more comfortable.
guy 1: the other day i was driving back from work and i couldn't stop shit wiggling
guy 2: yah i get the shit wiggles alot.
shit wiggle by namj March 1, 2009
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shitgiggles 

When you're in the can, and you let out a cheek smacking string of farts... while you've got a cliffhanger. Afterwards you giggle like a schoolgirl.
shitgiggles

John: Oooh it's comming out
John's ass: brrt brt brrrt brt
John: ...
John: teeheheheheheh
shitgiggles by pkjc March 18, 2008

shitgiggler 

one who does things for shits and giggles; for the fun of it; for no purpose or reason other than one's own amusement.
Shaving my eyebrows off while I was sleeping was completely unnecessary. You're a real shitgiggler.
shitgiggler by marytrary5 May 28, 2009

Shinwiggle 

A term similar in meaning to Swindle or Con
I just shinwiggled my friend into buying me chocolates, free of charge.
Shinwiggle by Spudsy June 20, 2022
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