shit wig

Typically a caucasian male claiming hippy rastafarian decent usually very thin and janky between the ages of 29 and 35. They usually fantasizes about bestiality and young males, they are sometimes employed as a tattoo artist.

John is the only shit wig I know.

by Ty Sparks November 10, 2008

shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it

Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig

by Anal suck January 13, 2021

shit wiggle

when you really have to do a number 2. And it becomes so unfomtrable trying to hold it in that you begin wiggling trying to make it more comfortable.

guy 1: the other day i was driving back from work and i couldn't stop shit wiggling
guy 2: yah i get the shit wiggles alot.

by namj March 1, 2009

shitwig

A tenured Economics professor.

Pretrial discovery is beginning -- have we hired a shitwig yet?

by hoze November 23, 2003

shitwig

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

by Robbie February 15, 2005

shitwig

Someone who has a bad haircut.

Oi, Shitwig. What you up to tonight?
(Usually used when refering to mates)

by Dave August 13, 2003

Shitwig

Awfully bad barnet, often referred to as 'Shitus Wiggus' or 'Wiggy'.

Seen most often on professional footballers, or lesbians.

Think the term eminates from Russia where people would often cover their head in shite in order to improve their look.

That is one badass shitwig, you should cut your barnet

by Lambo November 24, 2003