shit vampires!

When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.
boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --
me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*
by xxxamanda August 13, 2008
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vampire shit

Taking a shit with the lights off
"I had to take a vampire shit". All the lights were out in the washroom
by Phackoff April 06, 2016
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Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.
I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.
by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017
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