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shit titties 

a word to use when your surprised or get the piss scared out of you
holy shit titties since when have you been there
shit titties by pablo defondo October 8, 2011
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fucking shit titties 

An expletive used when you are so pissed off that you can't actually think of something to say.
Bob: Dude, that tornado just blew your house down.

Dave: Fucking Shit Titties!

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of emotions including fear or anger.
I shit my titties preparing for my interview
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties
Ah, go shit your titties
shit my titties by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020

Shit Ass Titties 

The perfect combination of swear words. Not to bad. But bad enough. Flows off the tongue.

Can be used to exclaim any type of strong emotion.
"Shit Ass Titties it's freezing outside!"

"Shit Ass Titties, I'm so excited about our trip tomorrow!"

"Shit Ass Titties he's about to kick that rednecks ass"

"Shit Ass Titties I locked my keys in the car"

or just

"SHIT ASS TITTIES!"
Shit Ass Titties by BMWGGANTMSFU February 9, 2010

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.
I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of possible emotions, including fear of anger.
I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.
shit my titties by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020

slap the shit out of my titties 

Not a real thing. Something that you make Amanda’s believe is a cool/modern phrase or slang for something that slaps. Or is fire. It is banging.

But I’m reality, not actually used by any person... EVER!
Hey bruh bruh. Did you hear that I convinced another Amanda that “slap the shit out of my titties” is something that young people use as slang for fire! How gullible!!!!
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