shit thicket

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A state of mind or situation in which every move you make is wrong; every action takes you deeper into the shit. Also: an unproductive area of disagreement or argument

1) "It feels like I've been stuck in a shit thicket for weeks." 2) "Let's not get into that shit thicket tonight"

shit thicket by hotcrossbunjijumper February 13, 2015

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shit tickets

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

shit tickets by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003

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Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

Shit Ticket by its426 October 22, 2003

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shit ticket

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

shit ticket by osbo November 4, 2002

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Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

Shit tickets by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010

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shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

shit tickets by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007

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Shit Ticket

a piece of toilet paper

"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"

Shit Ticket by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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