shit thicket 

A state of mind or situation in which every move you make is wrong; every action takes you deeper into the shit. Also: an unproductive area of disagreement or argument

1) "It feels like I've been stuck in a shit thicket for weeks." 2) "Let's not get into that shit thicket tonight"

shit thicket by hotcrossbunjijumper February 13, 2015

shit tickets 

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

shit tickets by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003

Shit Ticket 

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

Shit Ticket by its426 October 22, 2003

shit ticket 

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

shit ticket by osbo November 4, 2002

Shit tickets 

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

Shit tickets by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010

shit tickets 

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

shit tickets by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007

Shit Ticket 

a piece of toilet paper

"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"

Shit Ticket by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003