In the 2005 movie Jarhead, Sgt. Siek says to the recruits at rifle training, ''The Bible says "Thou shalt not kill" But hear this: FUCK - THAT - SHIT!''
To say the phrase like he did, pause between each word for the proper effect.
an exclamation used in frustration or just pure laziness when one is asked to perform some kind of work. Using this exclamation normally means that one has given up and is ready to face the result of their laziness. Normally used before work has started as opposed to "fuck this shit" which is said halfway into the work.
Bob: can you help me put this rubber on my German Hooker with a dick and a half
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.