shit specs

Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.

"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"

"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"

shit specs by Alphabet Killer September 25, 2011

Special Forces Shit

-noun- A bowel movement that is completed in a short period of time and leaves a wake of olfactory destruction.

-adjective- To get in, get out, leave a path of olfactory destruction and no one knows you were the one that was in there.

-noun- Someone left a special forces shit, because I didn't see anyone in there, but damn it reeks.

-adjective- He is special forces shitter, no one can ever catch him in the act, but leave a trail of destruction behind him.

Special Forces Shit by Dick-man March 5, 2010

special effects shit 

When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen

Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.

special effects shit by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019

shitspectations 

Origin. Shit + expectations

Noun. An expectation that things will turn out badly. The opposite of great expectations

I'm dreading Christmas this year, wanna hear my festive shitspectations?

shitspectations by Dick Shunery December 21, 2014

shitspensive

VERY EXPENSIVE

Guy 1: “Can you buy me this Jacket”
Guy 1’s mom: “no, thats hella shitspensive!”

shitspensive by 7dollarsworthofcum December 4, 2023

Shitspectations 

Really bad expectations in reaction to a movie or a game production revealing news about the upcoming project within an existing intellectual property, trying to create hype with claims it will be 'new', 'fresh', 'different', 'modern' or any other way deviating from the original (or previous) entries within the IP.

Title: "Alien: Romulus actor says film will be very different compared to Ridley Scott's original!"

Well, I got some shitspectations right there.

Shitspectations by Lishak March 2, 2024