When you have a shit, wipe, and there is nothing on the toilet paper. This represent ideal rectal conditions to receive anal sex in the most sanitary fashion.

Yes I had a sex shit now I can get pounded real good without making a mess

sex shit by James Bo August 13, 2008

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sex shit

During anal sex, when the person pulls out of the ass and immediately the person receiving the cock has a shit all over the place. This usually is the end result of a serious pounding...where you literally fuck the shit out of him.

Man, i was fucking Nick and when I pulled out he totally has a sex shit all over my sheets

sex shit by James Bo August 14, 2008

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Shit Ourselves Sex (SOS)

When you cum so hard you shit yourself or feel like you might have shit yourself.

Tony and I ended our date with some real good shit ourselves sex (SOS).

Shit Ourselves Sex (SOS) by The Naughty Professor April 9, 2023

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shit fart butt sex

when you are having sex and you and your partner are shitting and farting into each others anus.

guess what dude me and Stacy did a shit fart butt sex

shit fart butt sex by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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