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Shit Rape

The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.
Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.
by SanicDid9/11 November 9, 2015
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shit rape

V. To engage in the act of rape by taking a shit then raping the victim with it.
Sergeant Steamer: "Please tell me Ma'am, what exactly happened to you last night?"

Shit Rape Victim: "Well, I was sound asleep in bed, and I was awakened by the strong smell of feces. When I turned from my side there was a man standing over me, holding a piece of shit approximately 6 to 7 inches in length. He then told me to be quiet or he would hurt me severely, so I did as he said. He then tied me up, and began inserting the piece of shit in my vagina, my asshole and then in my mouth....until he became so excited that he came all over my face."

Sergeant Steamer: "Can you identify the piece of shit that violated you in the line up we've assembled?"

Shit Rape Victim: "I'll try my best, but it was dark in my room, and I didn't get a good look....maybe if I was able to smell them too, I could easily identify this perpetrator."
by estimated_eyes June 7, 2009
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shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans
im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day
by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018
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Shit Rape

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.
The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023
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Rape That Shit

To say you would love to have sexual relations with the pointed out man or woman.
(Man 1 points to woman)
Man 1: DOH! I'd Rape That Shit...
Man 2: Wouldn't We All.
by iNguyen October 25, 2008
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shit a brick and rape you with it

To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.
"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"
by Zach "Tay Tay" April 20, 2007
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shit raped

Excreting a log large enough to feel like your ass hole has just been raped.
See the guy waddling out of the bathroom, he must have just been shit raped.
by Jonn & Ken December 10, 2006
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