shit pasta

A shit pasta is a creepypasta that is generally credited as being absolutely shitty. Something not scary, poorly written or full of garbage personalities and story tropes.

Dude, did you read the "Abandoned by Disney" ripoff? It's a total shit pasta.

by Anadyr October 20, 2015

Shitpaste

Feces that exits the Anus in a pasty form.

I ate 2 pounds of ramen noodles and eggs, then I shitpasted all over my pants. Shitpaste often occurs after a night of hardcore drinking.

by Poop Nasty November 12, 2009

shitpastry

a pastry made of fecal matter.

brian eats a shitpastry every day.

by arii October 11, 2007

Shitpaste

When you take a massive slimy shit in a toothpaste bottle then make someone use it.

Yo! Did you see how disgusted john was when I gave him some shitpaste?

by Pokeymandude October 29, 2022

ShitPaste

someone who's breath smells like shit! and you can't help but turn away in disgust as you try to get as much fresh air in as you possibly can before you collapse.

Jesus, W.T.F is that smell, oh that's just _____? breath! I think they've been using that shitpaste again. +o(

by Wandom person? May 2, 2011

shitpasta

when the pasta shits fr fr

ayo is that the shitting pasta, shitpasta

by kabirsinghstan420 June 25, 2022

shitpantanese

the language a fart uses or audible sound from your anus.

my girlfriend is bilingual, every time she farts she speaks shitpantanese

by shitpantanese January 18, 2026