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shit mummy

When someone likes to get shit on in sex (insanely gross) the person getting shat upon is the shit mummy.
Sarah was John's shit mummy.
by Sslide June 10, 2017
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Mummy Shit

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.
Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.
by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010
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Shit Mummification

An extraordinarily perverted fetish… makes golden showers look tame.
David took extreme pleasure in the shit mummification, as Linda wrapped feces-lathered, cotton gauze around his face.
by CrazyBigD July 16, 2008
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holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something
HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!
by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021
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a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023
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