shit mummy
When someone likes to get shit on in sex (insanely gross) the person getting shat upon is the shit mummy.
shit mummy by Sslide June 10, 2017
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Mummy Shit
After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.
Wife: Are you okay dear?
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
Mummy Shit by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010
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Shit Mummification
David took extreme pleasure in the shit mummification, as Linda wrapped feces-lathered, cotton gauze around his face.
Shit Mummification by CrazyBigD July 16, 2008
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holy mommy fucking shit bags by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021
you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"