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shit mixed 

When you get hit so hard your shit does a circle in your ass
That guy that pissed Josh off got totally shit mixed
shit mixed by Jack52297 August 15, 2018

Concrete Shit Mixer 

To hold a shit in all day, forcing the stomach to roll it in a tightly packed cinder block and having to force it out with a jack hammer.
Christian, I have to shit so bad but I think I can hold it in until I get off work.

You better not Nick, because you'll be stopped like a concrete shit mixer!!

Margarita Shit Mixer

The act of shiting in ones blender turning it on as high as the blender will go and watching the shit fly all over.
i went to trevs and did a MARGARITA SHIT MIXER haha he was so pissed he got covered in shit when he tried to turn it off
Margarita Shit Mixer by balls mcgahe November 14, 2009

Shitmixed 

When someone or something has a really spectacular crash resulting in them and whatever they were riding on being thrown around in a cement mixer'esque fashion.

Often with comical results
Man that bloke got absolutely shitmixed when he stacked his Windsurfer.

I was bricking along then i hit a rock and got absolutely shitmixed!
Shitmixed by Maverick6888 June 28, 2009

Shitmixed 

(Commonly exclaimed in a French accent)

1. When one is fucked over in a card game

2.When one is drunk to the point of no return
Person 1: Oh no, it seems I have to draw 4
Person 2: HA, get shitmixed, bitch!
Shitmixed by MoobsSlowbin6969 January 17, 2021

Shitmixed 

To get incoherently drunk, often for a celebration or after a big event of some sort. This way of drinking usually ends up with a blackout.
- "Hey mate, what are your plans after the final exam ?"
- "Oh, I'm getting shitmixed like there's no tomorrow."
Shitmixed by Canadian party man February 27, 2017