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shit listed

Being put on someone's shit list for any reason at all. When a teacher does this, it normally means that you have been given a lunch detention.
Talissa was eating in class, so Ms.Fordham shit listed her.
by afkldlhsg February 17, 2008
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listen here you little shit

a phrase used by the biggest dickhead in the world-also referred to as rossasaurus
ah jesus he really said (listen here you little shit) so he must be that bitch rissy
by abbadabbadoodiddydeeda January 30, 2020
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Shitlister

1. (N) A person or group of people that are hated with such passion they are put on ones shit list.

2. (N) With enough passion to be put on one's shit list
Karen was being such a douchebag we all desided she was a shitlister
by Kbas and Kodak September 28, 2009
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Shitfisted

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.
i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.
by devilace July 24, 2009
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Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.
That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.
by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022
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Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted) would be a Class D misdemeanor- stealing under $150
If you take a shit and don’t put it back, you have shitlifted. If you were to put it back, then that would be considered browsing. Good luck putting it back if you have loose stools.
by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022
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