shit faucet

An orifice between your butt cheeks that shit tumbles out of.

I turned on my shit faucet and laid 14" of cable.

by SquishyNipples December 14, 2003

Shit Faucet

A bowel movement characterized by a purely liquid fecal stream coming from the anus.

I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.

by GoldenChild33 February 22, 2009