Shit Faucet

A bowel movement characterized by a purely liquid fecal stream coming from the anus.

I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.

by GoldenChild33 February 22, 2009

shit faucet

An orifice between your butt cheeks that shit tumbles out of.

I turned on my shit faucet and laid 14" of cable.

by SquishyNipples December 14, 2003

shitfacetime

To use the iPhone 4's Facetime video calling feature whilst shitfaced.

I was out of town on a business trip, I got hammered one night and decided to shitfacetime my girlfriend and see if she would show me her tits.

by weyus August 5, 2010

shitfaceted

combination of shitfaced and wasted-referring to being extremely drunk

Last night I was so shitfaceted I don't even remember what happened!

by lazooooo August 15, 2009

Shitfacetication

Shitfacetication is the state of being Shitfaceticated by the consumption of alcohol to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired. Common symptoms may include slurred speech, impaired balance, poor coordination, reddened eyes, hiccupping and undesirable sexual partners. Shitfacetication can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotion, ranging from anger, sadness, and depression to euphoria, lightheartedness and joviality. Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol will lead to Shitfacetication.

Did you see Chris last night? I didn’t think the human body was capable of holding that much alcohol. He was totally Shitfaceticated! He took Shitfacetication to a whole new level!

by CMumma April 4, 2008

shitfacetweet

To tweet (post messages to Twitter) while intoxicated.

I got drunk last night and decided to shitfacetweet what I was thinking.

by weyus August 5, 2010