Shit Faucet

A bowel movement characterized by a purely liquid fecal stream coming from the anus.

I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.

by GoldenChild33 October 18, 2008

Poodge

A vagina characterized by unusually large and meaty labia.

That girl's poodge felt similar to sleeping with a box of cow tongues, or a wad of raw hamburger meat.

by GoldenChild33 April 11, 2009