Definitions by GoldenChild33

Poodge

A vagina characterized by unusually large and meaty labia.

That girl's poodge felt similar to sleeping with a box of cow tongues, or a wad of raw hamburger meat.

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A bowel movement characterized by a purely liquid fecal stream coming from the anus.

I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.

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