shit dick surprise 

The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.

Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.

shit dick surprise by Wheatus April 15, 2004

Dick Pussy Shit Ballgina Surprise 

The fine art of of fucking a pussy so hard the the vagina and butthole become one. Then, after the male explodes his massive load in the gaping hole of doom, the female and or circus freak will now defocate her organs/semen/fecal matter onto a ballgina. Soon after the thing with ballgina will simultaneously slap the circus freaks face with the bodily excrement.

Yo this fuckin cunt tried me, so i called up Yosephine with the ballgina to come over and we gave er the ol Dick pussy shit ballgina surprise :)

Dick Pussy Shit Ballgina Surprise by dick fart surprise September 29, 2010