shit clap 

a fart that fills the room with beautiful dissonance.

JLAKDFSDSHGJFHGSDJHGFJSDHGFJHSGDJHFGJSDHgFJHSDGJFHg is pretty much the best replication of the sound i can do through typing.

woah did you hear that shit clap? i masturbated to it! thats how good it was!

shit clap by fatchinese April 21, 2009

shit in my hands and clap 

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .

Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

shit in my hands and clap by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

I would rather shit on my hands and clap 

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

I would rather shit on my hands and clap by Drbigman May 28, 2016

shit in your hands and clap 

When someone is pissing you off, you really want to tell them to get fucked….. but you’re not that rude !

Hey man……” go shit in your hands and clap “! Visual

shit in your hands and clap by Trav Brown February 26, 2022

Shit In My Hands and Clap 

A way of objectifying to or expressing utter dislike for something.

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than vote for Donald Trump.

Shit In My Hands and Clap by RossF92 August 19, 2016

Shit in your hand and clap 

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

Shit in your hand and clap by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

Clapped out shit box 

The sound coming from a truck driven by a fuck boy with his flat billed hat sporting his ragged ass rear squatted truck. AKA DONKEY SLAPPER!!

That fuck boys truck sounds like a clapped out shit box!

Clapped out shit box by Grumpy old bastard January 12, 2019