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shit beat 

A shit beat is when you shit in your hand and jerk off.
I jus had a really good shit beat this morning.
shit beat by shaque January 28, 2006
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getting the shit beat out of you

When someone beats you up so bad that you are bloodied, unable to stand without help, and barely conscious.
Roy: Did you know Cody said you're gonna be getting the shit beat out of you when you show up to practice?

Brice: I think I'll be the one beating the shit out of that fucker!

shit's beat 

When someone says "Shit's beat," it is usually referring to a girl being easy or her vagina being loose.
1. When talking about a slutty girl: "Dude, shit's beat!"
2. After having sex with a girl and your friends ask for details: "Shit's beat!"
3. After having sex with a SKANKY girl and your friends ask for details: "Shit's BEEN beat, man."
4. A reply from someone towards a girl (not necessarily a slutty one) asking a question: "So, how do I look?" "Shit's beat!"
shit's beat by LLF&AMH January 3, 2009

Beat the shit out of 

It is commonly known that the in the minute an individual dies, any feces in the body will immediatley leave due to intens rectal relaxation, so when saying "I will beat the shit out you" you are suggesting that your beating will result in death and rectal discharge of fecal matter
"Put the bunny down, or i will beat the shit out of you"

"If you go near me with those bees, i will beat the shit out of you"

beat the shit out of 

To beat up really, really badly. It's like nearly dying. But worse, because you lived.
I'm gonna fucking beat the shit out of him.

Beat yo shit 

To masterbate publicly or privately
ME: You beat yo shit?

YOU: Hell yeah. I'm like fuck it. It's my shit. I'll beat it when and where I want to.
Beat yo shit by Shit Beater December 18, 2012

beat as shit 

something thats beat and shitty at the same time
Yo man, Kevin Becker is beat as shit

man yahoo mail is beat as shit
beat as shit by chillssss October 12, 2009
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