shit balls on a spork 

An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events

The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.

Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"

shit balls on a spork by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010