shit bags
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shit bags
Large, saggy breasts, usually very droopy and unattractively adorned with stretch marks, veins, and large areolas.
shit bags by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005
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holy mommy fucking shit bags by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021
shit in bags
Similar to the idea behind "don't cry over spilled milk", this phrase is widely useful. In a situation where something sucks for person A, person B might have the feeling like, well what are you gonna do, you cant do anything, so get over it, as in shit in a bag, man, there's nothing you can do about it. Thus, person B would say, shit in bags.
Props to Jen Smith, of Chicago, IL.
Props to Jen Smith, of Chicago, IL.
shit in bags by claire_nelson August 4, 2006
bags of shit to hold
When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
bags of shit to hold by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
Two bags of hammered dog shit
"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
Two bags of hammered dog shit by curly b April 6, 2006
Cryptic Shitbags
When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.
This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.
They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.
These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.
They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.
These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
Cryptic Shitbags by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.