shit bags

large, low hanging breasts.

Look at the shit bags on that crusty hippy. That bitch should get a bra!

by Withy August 11, 2010

shit bags

Large, saggy breasts, usually very droopy and unattractively adorned with stretch marks, veins, and large areolas.

Damn, look at the shit bags on that bitch!

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something

HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!

by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021

shit in bags

Similar to the idea behind "don't cry over spilled milk", this phrase is widely useful. In a situation where something sucks for person A, person B might have the feeling like, well what are you gonna do, you cant do anything, so get over it, as in shit in a bag, man, there's nothing you can do about it. Thus, person B would say, shit in bags.
Props to Jen Smith, of Chicago, IL.

Person A: "My bike just got stolen!"
Person B: "shit in bags, man, nothing you can do about it."

by claire_nelson August 4, 2006

bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b April 6, 2006

Cryptic Shitbags

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.

Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.

by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011