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Shit-eating Badger Fucker 

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!

Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit! 

Used when telling someone you obviously dont give a shit.

Used to make a slightly rude comment, sound slightly humeruos.

-RayWilliam Johnson
"I honestly don't think she's into you at all."

"Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit!"

Shit Bagger 

A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!
Why do shit baggers use clear bags to pick up after their dogs?
Shit Bagger by Macphilia June 14, 2009

SHIT BAGGER 

A comment made to someone with very ugly face
SHIT BAGGER by TUBE 666 November 16, 2006

Shit Banger 

A shit banger is when you take a shit and it blows of your butt with a big 'bang'.
Be careful Timmy, you might get a shit banger
Shit Banger by Bridke September 1, 2016

SHIT BAGGER 

A term refered to shitty ass drummers who have trouble getting accepted to Berklee college of music
Austin is such a shit bagger he cant even keep a steady 4/4 rythem while laying down a nice easy 6 on the floor, What an Idiot!
SHIT BAGGER by jammal July 19, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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