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shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.
I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.
by Mahree November 25, 2013
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Shit-eating Badger Fucker

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!
by Badger Protection Officer July 31, 2009
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Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit!

Used when telling someone you obviously dont give a shit.

Used to make a slightly rude comment, sound slightly humeruos.

-RayWilliam Johnson
"I honestly don't think she's into you at all."

"Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit!"
by kylekct September 13, 2011
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Shit Bagger

A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!
Why do shit baggers use clear bags to pick up after their dogs?
by Macphilia June 14, 2009
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SHIT BAGGER

A comment made to someone with very ugly face
by TUBE 666 November 16, 2006
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Shit Banger

A shit banger is when you take a shit and it blows of your butt with a big 'bang'.
Be careful Timmy, you might get a shit banger
by Bridke September 1, 2016
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SHIT BAGGER

A term refered to shitty ass drummers who have trouble getting accepted to Berklee college of music
Austin is such a shit bagger he cant even keep a steady 4/4 rythem while laying down a nice easy 6 on the floor, What an Idiot!
by jammal July 19, 2007
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