shit a twinkie

When a sweet ass girl shits out your man juice.

Aaron just did me up the ass. Now I gotta go shit a twinkie.

by Mike Ladwig October 4, 2006

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006