shit mate 

shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.

Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate

shit mate by titsmageekayzee February 21, 2009

Shit Mate 

Callum Blair

When you invite a mate round for chills and thrills, and then he decides to ditch you for bigger and better things!, thus becoming a shit mate!

Shit Mate by Jevs92 May 9, 2010

Shit Mate 

A friend that bails on plans.

A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.

You are a SHIT MATE

Shit Mate by shitttttmatttteeee June 21, 2011

shit mate i just sharted 

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

shit mate i just sharted by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

Ah shit mate 

A phrase commonly used by an inebriated individual when their equally drunk friends pin their arm behind their back.

Shaun: I've pinned your arm behind your back.

Jason: Ah shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate.

Ah shit mate by Mein Name ist Ason August 29, 2012

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate 

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

Shit N Mater Sammich

A hypothetical term for giving someone your 2 cents in a negative manner

That bitchcoin iguy s tired of Shit N Mater sammiches

Shit N Mater Sammich by MADDJACKER September 9, 2026