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A test that a girl performs on a male by saying or doing something to judge the reaction or response from him.
I talked all the night and didn't let that chick perform her shit tests on me man, until she got drunk.

We went out together and everything was great. But, I failed one shit test, and got dumped.
by MyLittleJack November 28, 2006
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This is something all women do. The more insecure the woman the more ridiculous the test. They ask a question or make a statement designed to get your reaction. Usually the question or statement has a desperation to it urging the partner to offer counsel or solution. It is a trap. Any answer will label the partner (the person being tested) the source of the problem or an inadequate solution to the problem. Lose. Lose. Don't ever expect accountability for a fight that starts with a shit test. Know that she is feeling insecure about something, but not the thing she shit tests for.
Shit test Woman: Do I look fat?
Possible answers 1: No, Honey, You're perfect.
Woman: You always lie to me. Why can't you understand how I feel?! I don't feel perfect.
Possible answer 2: I don't know how you're feeling, Love, but I can tell you I feel more in love every time I look at you.
Woman: You always lie to me. Why can't you understand how I feel?! I don't feel lovable.
Possible answer3: Run, don't engage
by DukeyDo November 30, 2018
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When a bitch tries to act like a man and tries to see if he'll do ridiculous things for her or what his boundries are.
Bitch1)Baby will you hold my purse while I go flirt with another man?

Bitch2)Wow, I can't believe that so called man failed your shittest.
by innergameP April 23, 2008
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The very pinnacle of being shitty, and when nothing can be any more shitty than what that person or thing is seen to be at that very moment.
Example in conversation:

Guy 1) "Did you hear Mike dumped Claire?"
Guy 2) "No way, when?"
Guy 1) "On the same day her dad died"
Guy 2) "Christ...that's the shittest thing ever"
by bumcheeks May 18, 2007
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