shirt mullet 

noun. 1. Shirt tucked in the front, untucked in the back. 2. Any person wearing a shirt mullet. 3. Any individual who tries too hard but clearly fails.

Look at the shirt mullet that guy is sporting. Check out shirt mullet over there with his jeans tight rolled.

shirt mullet by Ankur Shah and Tony Prosdocimo September 27, 2006

shirt mullet 

also known as a french tuck. when you tuck in only the front of your shirt in your pants, leaving you neat on the front and casual in the back.

Jon: Hey Phil, nice shirt mullet! Really brings out the homosexual in you.
Phil: Thanks! That's what I was aiming for!

shirt mullet by marblecakealsothegame13 November 9, 2018

shirt mullet 

When a person, typically a male, irons or presses only the front of his shirt, leaving the back wrinkled and unkempt.

Did you see Tom? He must have woke up late; he is sporting a awful shirt mullet.

shirt mullet by anonymous_legion September 25, 2010

mullet skirt 

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.

"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."

mullet skirt by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014

Shit Mallet

To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.

Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.

Shit Mallet by ArsenalArmada January 23, 2008